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Post by SpiteAndMalice » Mon May 30, 2016 11:46 pm

THE REVENGE OF THE MALICE CHALICE:

I am once again looking for 12 plucky participants.

You will all be playing for 1 Malice Chalice and in addition to that the grand prize of an old style chaos t-shirt (or equivalent priced chaos item) from the society 6 website. http://www.society6.com/product/chaos-m ... 1=49&4=136

Participants will be split into 2 teams based on experience, ability, location, stretchiness, and RNG.

Each week I shall assign a task to you all, this task will be a work of genius, and you will all enjoy it with not a jot of impact on your real life commitments, or sanity. You'll receive this task on Sunday evenings (So hopefully when you're all logged on, and any hangovers will be on the wane). The deadline for each task will be 04:00 GMT on Saturday.

The judges will then add their own tweaks to the scoring for this task, usually completely bastardising said task, and completely changing its intent from the original design. (Any tasks that you don’t enjoy or that affect your mental state can usually be explained by this process)

These judges who you'll be introduced to shortly (once we’ve untangled the mess of them all wanting to be judge Chaos) will then review each teams’ performance and cast their votes. This will be done by Midnight GMT of Saturday. *

In the event of a tie I will make the deciding vote.

The team which loses each week will then have until 17:00 GMT on Sunday* to decide which member of their team to evict. In practice this will usually involve everyone politely voting for themselves, causing many re-votes, not to mention a great deal of undeserved stress for yours truly… (You know it’s far far easier if you just viciously vote each other off in the first place)

Should whim take me… (In other words if the time frames above aren't workable for one week's task) I shall notify you of changes to Deadlines.

The whole thing should last for around 10 weeks.

But what are the tasks I hear you ask? You were going to ask that rather than blindly signing up weren't you? Maybe tasks isn't quite the right word, think of them as more trials, feats, labours even. I don't want to reveal too much just yet, but they don't involve simply winning games of chaos, it's a bit different to that is this old Malice Chalice, and if you thought it was cunning last year, just think how it’ll be now after it’s come back for revenge. (Some may say that there could be a clue or two if you look further back into the annals of time of this very forum, but do you really want to spoil it for yourselves, I mean really?)

To those of you still feeling brave enough… heeee, (oh I really do enjoy it when I say that), I ask simply that you sign your name below.

*ish

THE LIST OF THE DOOMED:
Mazy
Bobka
MrTwister
Incarnadine
Stubar
MattyRasker
Viking34
Grythandril
Ellume
ahMostyn
Clef

THE RESERVE LIST OF THE SLIGHTLY THREATENED:

THE EXTRA RESERVE LIST OF THE NON COMMITTAL
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Post by Mazy » Tue May 31, 2016 2:53 am

Oh my, the Chalice rides again? ..cool, lets go again.

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Post by gary » Tue May 31, 2016 6:06 am

The return of Chaos's best tournament. About time :)
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Post by blobka » Tue May 31, 2016 8:50 am

That's interesting, but if i join - i'll be the winner and i know how badly Gary wants that "the swim" print, so... :lol:
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Post by ahMostyn » Tue May 31, 2016 12:17 pm

SaM, I'd love to join again but not at the expense of someone who hasn't participated previously.

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Post by Mr_Twister » Tue May 31, 2016 4:42 pm

I heard of this Chalice, but I didn't have a clue what it was about. This sounds pretty chaotic to me, so I'd like to participate.

Just a few questions/remarks :
  1. Is it allowed to bribe the jury ?
  • Does this have anything to do with Chaos Reborn ?
  • Who won last time ?
  • Any confirmation is going from the assumption that no illegal activities are included in the contest. Violation of this rule may be followed by action in a court of law.
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Post by SpiteAndMalice » Tue May 31, 2016 5:34 pm

bobka wrote:That's interesting, but if i join - i'll be the winner and i know how badly Gary wants that "the swim" print, so... :lol:

Good speech, you're in! ;-)
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Post by SpiteAndMalice » Tue May 31, 2016 5:35 pm

ahMostyn wrote:SaM, I'd love to join again but not at the expense of someone who hasn't participated previously.
I've made a new reserve list especially for you Mosty, if we don't get 12 entrants by the time of the erm start time then I'll transfer you in.
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Post by SpiteAndMalice » Tue May 31, 2016 5:45 pm

Mr_Twister wrote:I heard of this Chalice, but I didn't have a clue what it was about.
You sound like just the kind of competitor that we need.
Mr_Twister wrote: This sounds pretty chaotic to me, so I'd like to participate.

Just a few questions/remarks :
  1. Is it allowed to bribe the jury ?
- No they're all honest and upstanding wizards, I on the other hand am totally corrupt.
  • Does this have anything to do with Chaos Reborn ?
- Oh Yes!
  • Who won last time ?
- I'm amazed if you don't know this, I may have to reconsider your application. Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary
  • Any confirmation is going from the assumption that no illegal activities are included in the contest. Violation of this rule may be followed by action in a court of law.
- Please ask your lawyers to contact my lawyers, especially where the subject of bribes in concerned.
--> my lawyer made me put this here :shock: - Inform them that fifties are my preferred Unicoin denomination.
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Post by gary » Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:14 am

The most fun you can have in and out of Chaos.

Be one of the lucky 12.

You wont regret it

Push yourself to the limit and be prepared to face the challenge of a life time, sign up now.

I dare YOU to try and wrestle the chalice from my cluthes :twisted:
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